What would a dieing man need to do to get lots of loans/credit cards to have fun for his last days?
Hypathetically and without going into details, say someone was dieing of a brain tumor and they wanted to get a bunch of credit cards and loans so he could go to Amsterdam, fuck a hooker of every race and hair color, smoke a lot of pot, and then put a bullet through his head to make this ceaseless headache stop from behind his left eye. What would he need to do to get the most amount of money without any care for the interest rate or anything that other people normally care about.
He doesn’t know if he has any credit history at all. He has never overdrawn from his bank account or anything like that.
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if you are talking about you doing this because u really have a brain tumor then i hope you live and feel better! if you are saying this cuz u wanna know how to do it but you have no brain tumor, then ur a jerk. idk how you’d do it but im sure theres a way.
You appear to be desperate to get a loan or cr.card. Approach Standard Chartered, who will be only too happy to help a dying man like u.
He could apply by mail for the first card. Without a credit history he doesn’t have much chance of getting it. As he applied for more and more his credit record would look worse and worse until he would be getting rejection letters as fast as the card companies can mail them (right after they stopped laughing at this request). Why doesn’t he start by withdrawing money from that hypothetical bank account since this credit scam isn’t going to work out for him.
apply for a card from bank of america or chase.
they were terrific in helping me get my first cards with no credit history and geve me very high limits too!
apply apply appply
hopefully he won’t die
before he gets his cards in the mail and has time to use them!
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good luck!
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